“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” yeah but have you ever had a 12 inch dominos pizza all to yourself
those booty shorts really bring out your personality
(Source: drarna)
theres nothing jacking off cant fix
Masturbation Addiction.
ok u win this time
i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
i was confident for like 2 minutes one time
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
i told the lady at starbucks that my name was p. diddy and she refused to write it on the cup
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
i bet its because of my fanfics xD
i bet its not
(Source: stallisons)