bethmai:

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” yeah but have you ever had a 12 inch dominos pizza all to yourself

(Source: abramsblaine)

scareeps:

those booty shorts really bring out your personality

(Source: drarna)

wartortles:

vinylequalshappiness:

wartortles:

theres nothing jacking off cant fix

Masturbation Addiction.

ok u win this time

vagisodium:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0

(Source: jmandrake)

snapchatting:

i was confident for like 2 minutes one time

youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

ziusik:

GOD I LOVE THIS FUCKING SHOW

(Source: fuckingbegbie)

chickensandwich:

i told the lady at starbucks that my name was p. diddy and she refused to write it on the cup

yugoslavic:

ohsunfury:

yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

i bet its because of my fanfics xD

i bet its not

cokeflow:

Me pretending to be in the Snuggie commercial ft. mom

(Source: stallisons)

♡ L I G H T S ,   T H E Y   B L I N D   M E ♡

(Source: childrenofthebadrevolution)